1、有时候你必须把规矩放到一边，人才是最重要的，对人要有同情之心，这是国家建立的根基。
Sometimes you have to ignore the rules and concentrate on the people. The people, compassion. That's the foundation of this country.
2、我在马德拉斯市有一家烟草店，挣得钱仅仅能维持生计，一天 有一个警察来找我 说我欠他一些保护费，我说没问题 这很正常 所以我给了他。之后又是这个警察继续来问我收保护费，我也一次又一次的付给他，最后 第五天的时候 我拿起一把小刀刺进了他的胸口。
I had a small tobacco shop in Madras. Made just enough money to survive. One day this policeman comes in and tells me I owe him some tax. I said OK. This is common. So I pay him. The next day, the same policeman come and keep coming and keep coming. And I am paying and I'm paying him and I'm paying him and I'm paying him. And finally, on the fifth day, I take a knife and I stab him in his chest.
3、所有男人就算在3000尺的高空 都会设法摸我的屁股，当我真正遇到一个没这种想法的人时，我却不知道该如何面对了。
I'm so used to guys trying to grab my ass at 30,000 feet that when I meet somebody that doesn't. I don't know how to react.
4、你知道当拿破仑和约瑟芬结婚的时候 他给了她什么礼物？一个金子做的小盒子，在盒子里面 他刻了一个字，"命运"。
You know what Napoleon gave Josephine as a wedding present? It was a gold locket. And on the inside, he made an inscription. "Destiny".
