至尊宝:
当时那把剑离我的喉咙,只有零点零一公分,但是四分之一柱香之后,那把剑的女主人将会彻底的爱上我,因为我决定说一个谎话,虽然本人生平说了无数的谎话,但是这一个我认为是最完美的。
At this time, the sword is close to me, 0.01cm I think, But after 0.01 seconds, the owner of the sword will fall for me. This is because I've decided to tell lies, Although I have told many lies before, this is the best, I think.
曾经有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前,我没有珍惜,等我失去的时候才后悔莫及,人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会,我会对那个女孩子说三个字,我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加一个期限,我希望是一万年。
I have had my best love before, but I didn't treasure her, When I lose her, I fell regretful, It is the most painful matter in this world, If God can give meanother chance, I will say 3 words to her, I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand year.,
小姐,不可否认我长得很丑,可是我很温柔,而且永远不会说谎。
Miss, I'm ugly, but I'm a gentleman.
在一个月黑风高阴森恐怖的晚上,我是至尊宝,你是白晶晶,奇妙的爱情就从桥头上的这一点火开始的。
At a pitch-dark night, I'm Joker, you're Pak Jing Jing, Fantastic love starts from a fire at the bridge.
原来那个女孩子,在我的心里面留下了一滴眼泪,我完全可以感受到她当时是多么的伤心。
That girl...Left a drop of tear in my heart, I felt her sorrow.
- 那个人样子好怪啊。
- 我也看到了,他好像条狗啊!
- That guy looks strange.
- I know, He looks like a dog!
紫霞仙子:
神仙也好,妖怪也好,剑只有我跟我的意中人能拔得出,就算他是妖怪,我也会一生一世跟着他,如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起的话,就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心哪。
No matter who he is an immortal or a devil, the sword can only be pulled out by me and my lover, I will stand by him forever, I will stand by him forever, If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.
我现在郑重宣布,这个山头所有东西都是属于我的,包括你在内,就像我的骡子一样给你盖个章,你现在是我的人了,如果有人欺负你呢,就报我的名字。
Listen to me, all things here belong to me! Including you! just like a donkey let me make a mark on you. You're my guy now. Don't scare of anyone Just tell them you know me.
上天既然安排他能拔出我的紫青宝剑,他一定是一个不平凡的人,错不了,我知道有一天他会在一个万众瞩目的情况下出现,身披金甲圣衣,脚踏七色云彩来娶我。
It is fate that he can pull out my Magic Sword, he must be an inordinary man. I'm sure, I know he'll come back one day, appear in public, wearing golden armour and stepping on colorful cloud come to marry me.
我的意中人是个盖世英雄,有一天他会踩着七色云彩来娶我,我猜中了前头,可是我猜不着这结局。
My lover is a hero, one day he'll come with a cloud come to me and marry me. I've guessed the start, But I haven't guessed the ending.
骗就骗吧!就像飞蛾一样,明知道会受伤还是会扑到火上,飞蛾就那么傻!
That's fine! Just like a moth, it flies to fire even it knows it'll get hurt. Moth is so silly!
唐三藏:
正所谓我不入地狱,谁入地狱?
It is a master's responsibility.
外面对我来说,只不过是个大一点的监狱。
The outside world is just a larger prison to me.
♪ Only you能伴我取西经 ♪
♪ Only you能杀妖和除魔 ♪
♪ Only you能保护我 ♪
♪ 叫螃蟹和蚌精无法吃我 ♪
♪ 你本领最大 就是Only you ♪
♪ Only you别怪师父嘀咕 ♪
♪ 戴上紧箍儿 ♪
♪ 别怕死 别颤抖 ♪
♪ 背黑锅我来 送死你去 ♪
♪ 拼全力为众生 牺牲也值得 ♪
♪ 南无阿弥陀佛 ♪
♪ Only you... can take me to get scriptures in the west ♪
♪ Only you... can kill the devils ♪
♪ Only you... can protect me ♪
♪ No need to eat by the monster ♪
♪ Only you are that strong ♪
♪ Only you... don't blame the master so talkative ♪
♪ Wear the ring back ♪
♪ Don't scare the death ♪
♪ Don't scare the shit ♪
♪ Do your best, if you scare I'll be with you... ♪
♪ Namonitabhaya ♪
悟空,你尽管捅死我吧!生又何哀,死又何苦,等你明白了舍身取义,你自然会回来跟我唱这首歌的,南无阿弥陀佛…
Monkey King, you kill you again. Life and death are minor. You'll sing this song with me, when you know making sacrifices is so meaningful., Namonitabhaya...
所以说做妖就像做人一样,要有仁慈的心,有了仁慈的心就不再是妖,是人妖。
Being a devil is the same as being a human, we should be kind, If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.
人和妖精都是妈生的,不同的人是人他妈的,妖呢,是妖他妈的。
Humans and devils are born by their mothers. Different person acts as a different mom. A devil's mom is a devil's mom.
小心哪!打雷啰!下雨收衣服啊!
Be careful! Thundering, It's raining, get the clothes.
菩提:
你昏倒的时候叫晶晶这个名字叫了九十八次,还有一个名字叫紫霞的,你叫了七百八十四次,七百八十四次,这紫霞一定欠你很多钱。
Yes! When you fainted, you spoke out the name Jing Jing 98 times! and a name Zixia, you repeated 784 times, 784 times, she must have owed you lots of money.
昨晚你做梦,又叫了紫霞姑娘的名字七百八十五次,比上次多了一次。
You made dreams last night, you repeated the name Zixia 785 times. One time more than last night.
紫霞在你心目中是不是一个惊叹号?还是一个句号?你脑袋里是不是充满了问号呢?
In your mind is Zixia an exclamation mark? Or she's a full stop? Is your mind full of question marks?
有一天当你发觉你爱上一个你讨厌的人,这段感情才是最要命的。
When you discover that you've fallen in love with a man you hate this affair is really hurting you.
爱一个人需要理由吗?需要吗?
We don't need any reason to love a person, Do we?
其他:
以前陪我看月亮的时候叫人家小甜甜,现在新人胜旧人啦!叫人家牛夫人。
When you watched the moon with me in the past you called me Sweetie, Now you yet your new lover! Call me Madam Bull?