你知道身为英国人是怎样吗?时常都很正确和被压制?时常都害怕做错事?问人“你是否已婚?”,怎料对方说“太太今早离开了我?”,或问人“你有没有孩子?”,对方却说“他们在星期三 都被烧死了”。
Do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time? Being so stifled...by this dread of doing the wrong thing? Of saying to someone, ''Are you married?'' and hearing, ''My wife left me this morning''? Or saying, ''Do you have children?'' And being told...''They all burned to death on Wednesday.''
你们英国人觉得自己很优越吧?你想知道如没有美国保护你们,你们会变成怎样吗?你们只会成为俄罗斯帝国的一个小县罢了。
You English are so superior, aren't you? Would you like to know where you'd be without us...the old U.S. of A., to protect you? The smallest fucking province in the Russian empire, that's what!
你们英国人自以为很优越?你们是地球的垃圾,一班自大、没衣着品味、穷困、性抑压的足球暴徒。
You English. You think you're so superior, don't you? Well, you're the filth of the planet. A bunch of pompous, badly dressed...poverty-stricken, sexually repressed...football hooligans.
英国对美食的贡献就是薯条。
The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.
真有趣,我喜欢抢劫英国人,他们很有礼貌。
That was fun. I love robbing the English. They're so polite.
我是个好情人,至少我在十四世纪时是。
I'm a good lover. At least...I used to be, back in the early 1 4th century.
说你笨就是侮辱愚蠢的人,我见过比你聪明的羊,我穿过智商比你高的裙子。
Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
让我向你解释几样事情,好吗?阿里士多德不是比利时人,佛教的主旨不是自私,伦敦地下铁不是政治运动。
Now, let me correct you on a couple things, okay? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not ''Every man for himself.'' And the London Underground is not a political movement.
你知道尼采怎样形容动物吗?他说它们是天主的第二个错误。
You know what Nietzsche said about them? He said they were God's second blunder.
肉体可以等待。
Look, the physical side can wait.