Devils on the Doorstep
2000

鬼子来了

鬼子来了 (Original Title)

第二次世界大战期间,中国河北挂甲台村的农民马大三在日本人的统治下过着平静的生活。一个晚上,游击队绑架了日军陆军士兵花屋小三郎和翻译董汉臣,把他们捆绑塞入麻袋放在马大三家里,并吩咐马好好看管,几天后的大年三十来带人,马大三和村民战战兢兢地看守两人,花屋小三郎和董汉臣数次发出求救信号,皆被村民化解,半年过去了,村民们担心事情暴露,却又不敢把花屋等放了。

2000年5月12日

啥?白面?你看你八婶子象白面不?
What? Flour? Do l look like I'm made offlour?

你炕上藏着鱼儿,地印子里藏着鬼子。
You've a mistress in your bed and Japs in your cellar. 

大哥大嫂过年好,你是我的爷,我是你的儿!大哥大嫂过年好!你是我的爷,我是你的儿!
Happy New Year, brother and sister-in-law! You're my granddad, I'm your son! Happy New Year, brother and sister-in-law. You're my granddad, I'm your son.

“上路”在中文里是“去死”的意思,这是我们的最后一餐,我们已是将死之人。
"On the road" means "to die" in Chinese. This is our last meal. We 're goners.

知道如何从支那人手中拿到鸡吗?妈的!快拿鸡过来!你要俯视他们,就如魔鬼盯住他们一样。
Know how to get a chicken from a Chinese? Watch me. Bastard! Hand over that chicken! Bastard! Hand over that chicken! You're pathetic. You'l get thrashed. You gotta stare 'em down. Act like a devil and scare 'em.

我出了村,就过了河,我过了河,就上了山,上了山,就进了城,我进了城,就去了药铺,我去了药铺就找了李麻子...
I left the village, crossed the river, climbed the mountain, entered the town, went to ask for Pockmarked Li.

我一手一个掐巴死俩,拧成麻花,刨坑埋了!
I'll throttle 'em both and twist their necks like fried dough.

咱应该大开门户如迎亲人一般,八百年前咱是一家,使的一样方块字,咸菜酱汤一个味儿。
Welcome the Japanese to the neighborhood. 800 years ago, we were all one brood. We all write with characters and our soups use pickles.

傻小子,你这是使错了劲找错了人,你看我磨豆腐,你往里头搁高梁它出来的能是豆腐?你搁的高梁越多它出来的就越不是豆腐。
Silly man. You've simply come to the wrong place. I make tofu. lf you throw in sorghum, would it still be tofu? The more sorghum you put in, the less it'll be like tofu.

“长城万里今犹在,不见当年秦始皇!”
“The Great Wall still stands, yet the emperor Ch'in Shih Huang is no more!"

受过教育的人竟如此阴险,我恨死你这种受过教育的人。
Educated people are so evil. I hate you educated people!

升天的道上刘爷给他们垫了一步,刀起头落,如轻风吹过,飘飘然不觉之中,已入仙境,回望麈世,但见刘爷持刀而立,感激之情油然而生,他们咋感激刘爷,你知道不?落地之头,必转九圈,面朝刘爷,眨眼三下,嘴角子上翘,啥叫含笑九泉呢?这便是含笑九泉。
Because he's helped them up to heaven. His blade is like a passing breeze. Before they know it, they're in the land of the immortals. Their last vision is of Liu with his sword. Gratitude wells up within them. You know how they show it? Their head rolls exactly nine times, looks back at him and blinks three times. The corners of their mouths turn up. You've heard of “greeting death with a smile?" That's it.

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