- 你做了好多纹身啊，很漂亮啊！
- 你要纹吗？带你去纹吧，不用钱的，龙都长翅膀，我们是龙的传人嘛。
- All these tattoos! They look cool.
- You want a tattoo? I'll take you. Its not expensive. The dragon has long wings. We are all the children of the dragon.
- 东北喜欢抽什么烟？
- 红河，爱情受了挫折，抽根小红河。
- What do you smoke there?
- Red River. "If love doesn't deliver...smoke a Red River!"
本来我们每个月有四天的假期，但是你连这四天都工作的话，我们会有奖励，除了奖品，还有免费香港海洋公园一天游，可是我好像没那个福气，阿芬也没有。
We were supposed to have 4 days off a month. But if we worked those 4 days, we get a bonus. Besides the bonus, we'd get a free one day pass to Ocean Park. But it seemed I wasn't fortunate enough...nor was Fan.
这是我在香港的最后一天，在这一天里，我一共接了38个客人，听说是近半年来的个人最高纪录，也不知道能不能上吉尼斯，所以那天，当我躺下来的时候，我已经累得不成人样了，整个过程好像逆时针进行的，从白天到晚上，又从晚上到白天。
This is my last day in Hong Kong. Today, I had 38 customers. They say that was a record for 6 months work. I wonder if I could be in the That day when I laid down to rest, I was dead tired. That whole sleep was like a clock going backwards. From day to night, then from night to day.
我爸爸和以前一样，从香港带来很多礼物，但今年的礼物很特别，你猜是什么？就是这个榴梿，知道吗？为了这个榴梿妈妈和爸爸吵架了，妈妈骂他笨，买了两个臭东西，爸爸骂她蠢，不会吃好东西。
My father bought gifts from Hong Kong. This year was special. Guess what the gift was? It was a durian. You know something...My parents got in a huge argument over the durian. Mother said he was stupid to buy it twice. Father said she didn't know how to appreciate it.