Flirting Scholar
1993

唐伯虎点秋香

唐伯虎點秋香 (Original Title)

唐伯虎身为江南四大才子之首,却有道不尽的心酸。宁王想唐伯虎帮忙图谋作反,唐伯虎只好用内功改变脉象,令众人都相信他命不久矣。母亲埋怨他不应该把功夫暴露,因为他们家族一直被当年的仇人追杀。唐伯虎在与朋友出游时,遇到了貌若天仙的秋香并对她一见钟情,决心要到华府当 家丁以追求秋香。

1993年7月1日

江南四大才子之中就以祝兄为人最为洒脱 众人皆知,所谓“风吹鸡蛋壳,财去人安乐”,此乃祝兄 你的座右铭哦,不是吗?
Among the 'Four Scholars', Everyone knows you love gambling. 'Having no money, to live comfortably', it is your motto, right?

我是心又悲 我心又痛
八个老婆 如豺狼恶虎
人家当我 享尽齐人福
其实空虚寂寞 谁人知 谁人知
l am so miserable.
My wives are abnormal housewives.
But others envy me so much.
ln fact, l am lonely.

山下 一群鹅
嘘一声 赶落河
落河捉鹅 医肚饿
吃完回家 玩老婆
'There are many geese under the mountain.'
'They rushed down to the river.'
'Let's roast a goose.'
'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'

一两银子,你当我什么?最起码十两。
Who do you think l am? Make it ten.

原来当今世上最美丽的笑容,就是充满了爱心的笑容,天啊,我终于找到了我的理想,她就是秋香。
l've got it, the most pretty smile… is the smile with love. God, I finally found my dream lover. She is Chou-heung.

小强,小强,你怎么了小强?小强,你不能死啊,我跟你相依为命,同甘共苦这么多年,我一直把你当成亲生骨肉一样教你养你,想不到今天白发人送黑发人啊…
Siu Keung, Siu Keung, how are you, Siu Keung? Don't die, Siu Keung We have suffered for such a long time, l treated you as my relative. How can you leave me like this…

不要再说了,快做吧,不要因为我是娇花而怜惜我,用力啊。
Don't talk, but do it now. Don't feel tender because l am so pretty and civilized. Try your best!

严格的说我也是贼,不过不是淫贼,你可以把我当作一个偷心的贼。
Be frank, you can term me as a thief, but not a perverted thief. You can call me a thief for love.

你不要自恃读过两年书就到处轻薄无知女子,我告诉你,男人穷并不要紧,但要有骨气,有才学,不然就算读一辈子书,也不过是个废物。
Don't think that… you can take advantage from innocent girls. l tell you, it doesn't matter to be poor, but a man should be cultured. lf not even you are educated, you are rubbish anyway.

桃花坞里桃花庵
桃花庵下桃花仙
桃花仙人种桃树
又摘桃花换酒钱
别人笑我太疯癫
我笑他人看不穿
不见五陵豪杰墓
无花无酒锄作田
'The temple is located inside the peach blossom garden.'
'There is a fairy of peach blossom.'
'The fairy of peach blossom planted the peach blossom trees.'
Picking peach blossom for wine money
'The people thought l was insane.'
'But they don't really understand me.'
'Can't you see the graves of the heroes?'
'No flowers, no wine, but who cares?'

我左青龙,右白虎,老牛在腰间,龙头在胸口,人挡杀人,佛挡杀佛。
I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox at my waist, a dragon's head on my chest, and I can kill anyone who stands in my way.. l will kill any one if he is blocking my way!

- 一乡二里 共三夫子 不识四书五经六义 竟敢教七八九子 十分大胆。
- 十室九贫 凑得八两七钱六分 五毫四厘 尚且三心二意 一等下流。
- A for apple B for boy,' 'C for cat and D for dog' 'E for egg and G for girl'
- Doe a deer, Ray,' 'a drop of golden sun' Me a name l call myself, Far a long long way to run.'

- 图画里 龙不吟虎不啸 小小书僮可笑可笑
- 棋盘里 车无轮马无缰 叫声将军提防提防
- ln the paintings,' 'the dragons and tigers won't roar.'
- ln the chess,' 'the horses and the generals can't fight.'

- 莺莺燕燕 翠翠红红 处处融融洽洽
- 雨雨风风 花花叶叶 年年暮暮朝朝
- 'An A, a bee, a C and a D'
- 'An E, a F, a G and a H'.

- 十口心思 思君思国思社稷
- 八目共赏 赏花赏月赏秋香
- 'See ajerk standing over there.'
- 'Hear a bastard sitting before me.'

- 我上等威风 显现一身虎胆
- 你下流贱格 露出半个龟头
- 'l am hero in the battle field.'
- 'You are chicken in bed instead.'

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