好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸,让你做得是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味,失败。萝卜没挑过,筋太多,失败。猪皮煮得太烂,没咬头,失败。猪血又烂西西的,一夹就散,失败中的失败。最惨的就是大肠了,里面根本没洗干净,还有陀屎,你有没有搞错啊?喂,有陀屎耶!
The curry fish ball now becomes tasteless, neither fish nor curry. That's a failure! You haven't selected the turnip. Too much fiber. A failure. The pig skin is overcooked. A failure. The pig blood is too soft. A failure, too. This pig colon is the worst. It's not properly washed. You can find shit inside. How come? Hey, shit!
- 难道丑也有罪啊?
- 有罪,作为一个厨师 当然应该考虑到顾客最细微的心理,就好比演三级片的女明星都要去隆乳来取悦观众。
- But being ugly is not a fault.
- Sure.Being a chef, you must be considerate for the guests. Even female stars in porn movies must get plastic surgery on their busts.
孔子和耶稣都说过,“初恋无限美”。
Even Confucius and Jesus said, "First love is wonderful."
烧得菜烧得好,要饭要到老…要到老…
Good cooks always end up as beggars.
啊弥陀佛,我随风而来,随风而去。
Amida Buddha. I come and go with the wind.
得罪了方丈还想走,没那么容易。
You've enraged the dean. You want to escape? No way!
放下屠刀,立地成佛。
Please reform and believe in Buddha.
轻功的奥妙之处… 就是可以让一个好像肥猪那么重的人飞到半空之中,而且还可以叫得像杀猪一样。
The secret of Flying Skills is that it can make a man who's as heavy as a seal fly up high in the sky, and make ghosts cry.
施主他一夜白了发,情深义重,问世间情是何物,直教生死相许。
His hair turned white overnight.His love is so deep. What is love?Why is it forever?
正是举头三尺有神灵,其实满街都是神仙呀。
Angels are everywhere in the street.