可惜有年龄限制,三十五岁,看看,这里说要“20~35岁之间”,还有“外表体面”,里诺,他们要的是年轻人,你自己想想,他们不会把这工作给你的。
The problem is there's an age limit. Thirty five. Look, it says it there, "20-35". And "Presentable." Lino, they want fucking kids. What you have to do is think they won't give it to you.
看看我们 我们什么都没有,没有房子,没有孩子,没有贷款,什么都没有,每一次都是因为该死的工作。
It's always the same. Look at us. We've got nothing. No house, no kids, no loan, nothing. And it's always because of fucking work.
我,在太空中,确切的说...那里!在大恒星和小的蓝色的那颗之间,但是我的计划终止了,苏联解体了,所以,我现在在这里,这就是生活,你们知道吗?那个俄罗斯人是个宇航员,他现在应该在上面,该死的变革。
I, in space now, exactly...there! Between big star and little blue one. But my program stop. Soviet Union kaput. I am here now. That's life. Did you know the Russian was an astronaut? He should be up there now. Hell of a change.
这蚂蚁简直就是狗屎,是个无耻的投机者,它怎么不说为什么有些人生就就是蝗虫呢?如果你是,那么你就很“幸运”。
That ant is a shit and a speculator. And it doesn't say why some are born grasshoppers. Because if you are, you're fucked.
当加加林第一次,回到地球的时候,有个记者问过同样的问题,问他在空间站有没有见到上帝,加加林回答说:“是的,我在空间站中见到上帝同志了,他让我告诉你,他并不存在。”
When Gagarin comes to earth after first trip, a journalist asks same thing, if he saw God in space. And Gagarin says, "Yes, I saw comrade God in space, and He tells me to tell you that He does not exist."
从暹罗(泰国)来的暹罗人,有两个头,他们出生的时候,就紧紧连在一起,因为他们害怕出生,以后就永远无法分开。他们互相攻击,他们其中一个赢了,他把输的那个推开了,他狂笑,但是他也倒下了,因为他们紧紧连在一起,两个都倒下了。
Siamese from Siam. With two heads. They hang on to each other as they're born. Because they're afraid to be born. And then, afterwards, they can't separate. They fight. And one of them wins. He pushes the other one, who falls. And he laughs. But he's falling too. Because they're stuck to each other. The two of them fall.
他老婆抛弃了他,我想她也累了,可以理解,但他什么都没说,没跟任何人提起过,他喝完就回去了,家里没人等他,难怪他每次都不想离开酒吧,也许他没勇气继续活下去,或许也不是,又或许仅仅是他倒下了,这又有什么不同呢?
His wife had left. I guess she got tired. It's normal. But he said nothing. Not to anybody. He'd drink and go home. No one was waiting for him. That's why he didn't want to leave. Maybe he didn't have the strength to go on. Or maybe not. Maybe he fell. What difference does it make?