你知道，那个晚上约翰把垃圾拿出去倒的时候，东西一直从垃圾桶掉出来，我就开始想像有个垃圾桶会生出垃圾来，而且一直不停，不断地生出垃圾来，这种事你有什么办法制止？
You see, the other night John was taking out the garbage, and he kept spilling things out of the container, and that made me I started imagining, like, a garbage can that produces garbage. And it doesn't stop, it keeps producinggarbage. And it keeps overflowing. And, you know, what would you do\Nto try to stop something like that?
我告诉你一个秘密，只要你戴了结婚戒指，异性就会特别注意你。
I'm gonna tell you a little secret. As soon as you get a ring on your finger,you start getting spectacular attention from the opposite gender.
我觉得大家把性估量得太高了，都把那事看得过份重要，说女人和男人一样急切想要全是一派胡言，我想女人也会想要的可是和男人所想的理由不一样。
I think that, um...I think that sex is overrated. I think that people place far too much importance on it. And I think that stuff about women wantin' it just as bad as men is crap. I think they want it, I just don't think theywant it for the reason men think they do.
说谎就像酗酒，始终想戒掉。
Lying is like alcoholism, you're continually recovering.
你以为问题是你的其实不然，每个走进那扇门的人，都成为你问题的一部份，每个你认得的人也一样。
You think they're yours, but they're not. Everybody that walks in that door becomes part of your problem. Anybody that comes in contact with you.
- 骗人的是第二等最差劲的人
- 什么样的人第一差劲？
- 当律师的。
- Liars are the second-lowest formof human being on the planet.
- What's the first?
- Lawyers.