鲤鱼跳了，鲤鱼是…我丈夫的化身，他死的那天，鲤鱼正好出生，他过去常常钓鲤鱼，太蠢了，但是是真的，每当有不好的事情发生，鲤鱼就会跳。
That carp is...the reincarnation of my husband. The fish was born on the day he died. He used to always go carp fishing. That's silly. But it's true. Whenever something bad happens, the carp jumps.
男人的乐趣，就是吃饭和做爱，如果他不能做这两件事…即使那些高管，没有这两样也活不下去，他们一生辛勤工作，进入最好的学校，找一份好工作，不到50岁他们就不行了，他们下面硬不起来，我的工作就是帮他们找到生活的意义，换句话说，这是社会福利工作。
Man's pleasures are eating and making love. If he can't do that...Even big executives have no reason to live without that. They work hard all their lives to get into the best schools and land a good job. By 50 they're old men. They can't stand up straight. My job is to give them a purpose in life. In other words, it's social welfare.
当女儿到了一定年龄，每个父亲都会有相同的感觉，我的女儿结婚时，我都要疯了。
Every father feels the same way when his daughter reaches that age. When mine got married, I almost lost my mind.
我只是为男人的命运感到难过，等着，你会明白的，男人是可悲的生物。
I'm just sorry for man's fate. What's that? Stick around. You'll see. Men are pathetic creatures.
我知道，我知道，你一直过得很艰难，我理解，亲爱的，我们都一样，我们诚实，有时太诚实了，人类就是这样，我们生来就是这样。
You've had a rough time for so long. I understand, honey. You and I are alike. We're honest. Sometimes too honest. Human beings are made this way. We're made like this.
我快累死了，我想纵欲可以让我精神起来，但是我没力气了，我的身体就像一条死鱼，我想知道为什么，太糟了，助子说这是自由，只不过是换个说法。
I'm beat. I thought an orgy would cheer me up. But there's no kick. My body's like a dead fish. I wonder why. That's bad. Banteki said it was freedom. It's the other way around.
- 贪婪，放荡的动物，总是别人的错，但是男人还是孜孜以求，我不明白，没有人理解两性关系，它没有形式，你无法精确了解，如果我们是机器，就简单了。
- 是的！机器更好。
- Greedy, lecherous creatures. It's always somebody else's fault. And yet men go for it. I don't understand it. No one can understand the relationship between the sexes. There's no form to it, nothing you can pinpoint. If we were machines, it'd be easy.
- Right! Machines are much better.
机器很诚实，它们从来也不贪婪，它们安安静静，从不抱怨，是的：就是机器！人偶，仿真女人，温顺，安静，永远不会骗你，不会找你要钱，各种形状，比自慰好多了，离开女人的自由，同时也能解放女人，反对卖淫的法律对我们没有用，还会消除少年犯罪，机械文化的典范！仿真女人！仿真女人就是真正的自由！仿真女人！我要做一个仿真女人！
Machines are honest, and they're never greedy. They're quiet and never complain. Machines...That's it: a machine! A doll. a Dutch wife. An eternal virgin. Of course, you'd only have to repair one part. Obedient, quiet. Never cheats on you. Doesn't ask you for money. All sizes. Better than masturbation. Freedom from women. It'll free women too. Laws against prostitution won't affect us. It'll stop juvenile delinquency. The epitome of mechanical culture! Dutch wife! A Dutch wife for true freedom! Dutch wife! I'll make a Dutch wife!